THE FINE CITY:
its LOVERS, its SECRET LIAISONS, its SAUCY SAUCE,
its SLEEPING HABITS, its ADDICTIONS, its POOR PERSONAL HYGIENE
✹ All revealed in our new full-colour edition of the Norwich City Map!! Every vice, regret, nightmare and daydream mapped in incredible detail !
✹ Everything the Ordnance Survey won’t tell you!! Everything the Ordnance Survey was too afraid to ask!!!!!
✹ 1,800 pages* of URBAN SMUT!!!
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Ever wanted to know which of the Lanes is most likely to spark paranoia? Ever wondered where the Roman Catholic cathedral goes after dark? Ever asked yourself if those Civil War ghosts in Tombland were the real deal, or just some sort of stag-do prank? Ever wanted a definitive list of all the places you’ve snogged somebody on a night out? Find out all of this, and much, much more!
The East Anglian Psychogeographical Quango's crack team of investigators has got the low-down on this mid-sized Norfolk conurbation so you don't have to. We have tirelessly walked the streets, using all the latest equipment such as camera-phones, paper, pens and dowsing rods. The result is an exhaustive index of all things Norwich.
* Number of pages may be significantly less than 1,800.
The index ...